closer to the clouds

02 January 2011

faking

Ethan: Dad, I am going to stop doing the fake brushing.
Mark: Huh?
E: My teeth! Usually, I just turn on the water. Rub, my hands on my shirt so it sounds like I am brushing and then tap my toothbrush on the side of the sink so it sounds like I am getting the water out of my toothbrush.
M: Wait a second, are you revealing your secrets for getting around the system.
E: Yes I am because I am not going to do it any more. I am getting cavities from it.
M: How many times have you done it?
E: 6